Quotes
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ------Emo Philips
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
When a girl leaves you, never be dejected.
Be thankful to her because she has given you
opportunity to get other girls.
Why is a teacher’s status greater as compared to a mother?
Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But Lecture can put the whole class to sleep
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." -Sue Murphy
"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
-Rodney Dangerfield
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ------Emo Philips
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
When a girl leaves you, never be dejected.
Be thankful to her because she has given you
opportunity to get other girls.
Why is a teacher’s status greater as compared to a mother?
Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But Lecture can put the whole class to sleep
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." -Sue Murphy
"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
-Rodney Dangerfield